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Pros: This will go on Reddit, and I will get karma.
Cons: You, fellow commenter, will get no karma.
Pros: Exceptional Battery Life
Cons: Makes The Phone Bulky, You Have To Train The Battery (Cycle The Battery), And It Takes A Very Long Time To Charge Back Up Once It Is Dead.
Pros: Lasted 10 hours & 23 minutes
Cons: Takes 11 hours to charge
Pros: Everything about it!!
Cons: N/A
Pros: Near Endless Battery LIfe, Can be used as a blunt instrument.
Cons: Big, black, bulging, bulky and mean as a cobra in a sleeping bag (whatever that means).
It is so big. *scoff* It looks like,
one of those rap guys phones.
But, you know, who understands those rap guys? *scoff*
They only talk to her, because,
she looks like a total super extended battery, kay?
I mean, her battery, is just so big.
I cant believe its just so round, its like,
out there, I mean - gross. Look!
Shes just so . black!
[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like big batteries and I can not lie
You other androids cant deny
That when a EVO walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tongue
Cause you notice that super extended battery was stuffed
Deep in the case shes wearing
Im hooked and I cant stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get with you
And take some picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that battery you got makes me so horny
Ooh, Rump-o-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
Cause Im on your 4G
Ive seen them texting
To hell with Tweeting
Shes sweat, wet,
Got it goin like a 4G turbo Vette
Im tired of websites
Sayin flat batts are the thing
Take the average phone man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your Android got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy Batt!
Baby got batt!
(LA case with Oakland battery)
Baby got batt!
[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like em round, and big
And when Im throwin a gig
I just cant help myself, Im actin like an animal
Now heres my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I aint talkin bout Playboy
Cause aluminum parts are made for toys
I want em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lots in trouble
Beggin for a piece of that bubble
So Im lookin at rock videos
Knock-kneeded phones draining like hoes
You can have them phones
Ill keep my cell like Flo Jo
A word to the thick smart phones, I wanna get with ya
I wont cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *ugh*
Till the break of dawn
Baby got it goin on
A lot of simps wont like this song
Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And Id rather stay and play
Cause Im long, and Im strong
And Im down to get the friction on
So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
If you wanna roll in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even fanboys got to shout
Baby got batt!
Baby got batt!
Yeah, baby . when it comes to phones, Sprint aint got nothin
to do with my selection. 4000mah?
Ha ha, only if you want 72-96 hours of batt.
[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
So your EVO rolls a Honda, playin workout videos by Fonda
But Fonda aint got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda dont want none
Unless youve got buns, hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please dont lose that back
Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you that the batt aint gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So iPhones says youre fat
Well I aint down with that!
Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin
And Im thinkin bout stickin
To the beanpole phones in the engadget:
You aint it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sister, I cant resist her
Red beans and rice didnt miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit em
And I pull up quick to get wit em
So ladies, if the batt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got BATT!
UGH -
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